ang mga makabagong bugtong
Monday, November 13, 2006Gone are the days of "buto't balat, lumilipad." And it's text messaging that opened the door to the age of modern riddles. Here’s some of them and let’s see if you can figure out who said which:
- “Wag kang magrereklamong pinaiyak kita dahil nauna mo kong sinaktan.”
- “Hindi lahat ng kulot ay salot!”
- “Hindi lahat ng bubuyog itim!”
- “Madalas kitang tingnan pero di mo ko pinapansin. Sinusundan pero ganon na lang kung dedmahin mo ko. Bakit? Dahil bas a hindi mo ko pagaari? Kaya nga ako lumalapit at hahabol-habol say o para angkinin mo na ko! Walang nagmamay-ari sa kin at sa’yo ko gusto!
- “Hala! Sige! Magpakasasa ka! Alam ko naman katawan ko lang ang habol nyo!”
- “Ayoko na! Bakit kapag nagmamahal ako nagagalit sila?!”
- “Napaka-saklap ng aking buhay! Ako na nga ang tinapakan, ako pa ang pinandidirihan…”
- “Kung panahon mo ngayon, abangan mo ang akin! Wag ka magyabang. Dadating din ang araw na ako naman ang mangingibabaw!”
- “Hindi lahat ng green, masustansiya.”
- “Nakakalungkot isipin na may mga tao talagang nang-iiwan sa ere…”
- “Wala siguro tayong matatawag na manhid na tao kung lahat tayokayang aminin ang totoong nararamdaman natin.”
- “Sige, magtiyaga ka lang! Makukuha mo rin ako!”
- “Kung walang nagte-text sayo, andito naman ako. I-text mo lang ako at Segundo lang, magre-reply na ko.”
- “Nakaka-sawa na! Lagi na lang akong sinusubo, dinidilaan, pinapatigas tapos ipinapasok!”
- “Wag kang magrereklamong pinaiyak kita dahil nauna mo kong sinaktan.” SIBUYAS
- “Hindi lahat ng kulot ay salot!” GOLDILOCKS
- “Hindi lahat ng bubuyog itim!” JOLLIBEE
- “Madalas kitang tingnan pero di mo ko pinapansin. Sinusundan pero ganon na lang kung dedmahin mo ko. Bakit? Dahil ba sa hindi mo ko pagaari? Kaya nga ako lumalapit at hahabol-habol sa 'yo para angkinin mo na ko! Walang nagmamay-ari sa kin at sa’yo ko gusto!" KUTING SA KANTO
- “Hala! Sige! Magpakasasa ka! Alam ko naman katawan ko lang ang habol nyo!” HIPON
- “Ayoko na! Bakit kapag nagmamahal ako nagagalit sila?!” GASOLINE
- “Napaka-saklap ng aking buhay! Ako na nga ang tinapakan, ako pa ang pinandidirihan…” TAE
- “Kung panahon mo ngayon, abangan mo ang akin! Wag ka magyabang. Dadating din ang araw na ako naman ang mangingibabaw!” GULONG
- “Hindi lahat ng green, masustansiya.” PHLEGM
- “Nakakalungkot isipin na may mga tao talagang nang-iiwan sa ere…” SARANGGOLA
- “Wala siguro tayong matatawag na manhid na tao kung lahat tayokayang aminin ang totoong nararamdaman natin.” WALA LANG. NAKASULAT SA PADER
- “Sige, magtiyaga ka lang! Makukuha mo rin ako!” KULANGOT
- “Kung walang nagte-text sayo, andito naman ako. I-text mo lang ako at Segundo lang, magre-reply na ko.” ACCOUNT BALANCE, 222
- “Nakaka-sawa na! Lagi na lang akong sinusubo, dinidilaan, pinapatigas tapos ipinapasok!” SINULID
Previous Comments
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Posted by jami at May 24, 2007, 6:40 amtang na puro katarantaduhan yan ahh!!wala bang mas gago pa jan??^__^
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Posted by garnets at February 7, 2008, 10:18 pmhi poh…..
salamat sa document na ito
at may ma e-papakita na akong
mga bugtong sa makulit ko
na Filipino teacher….
pini-pressure kami….eh…!!
sana gumawa pa kayo ng marami pang
bugtong…..
_Mavik_
Posted by mavik at March 4, 2008, 5:53 pmkung gusto mo may friend ako lapitan mo,soul112000@yahoo.com . e e-mail mo ko ha. ipapakita ko friends ko sayo, Bayawan City po to galing sa negros orienal,region 7
Posted by confidential at March 18, 2008, 8:28 pmhay salamat naman may paipambabato na ako sa mga classmate ko..hahahha
Posted by angielica lozada at June 14, 2008, 3:24 pmwow! astig!
finally i found this thing that will help me and my group mates to pass in our humanities subject.
it’s really amazing!
haha
more power for the “author” of this site.
thanks!
tnxsss….alm mo napatawa mo ako sa bugtong mo
Posted by lelet encarnacion at June 22, 2008, 3:21 pmhi tnx talaga ….i am a bayawanon just add me hapy.gurl@yahoo. com
Posted by hapy at June 22, 2008, 3:22 pmYEHEY!
may plus na ko s quiz q s humanities! haha..
tnx..
actually marami p qng alam kesa jan..haha..
Posted by cil at August 10, 2008, 2:58 pmthanks
Posted by chelsea at October 16, 2008, 5:00 pmang galing! globe ka po pala. haha=)) more post! haha. more powers to you!=))
Posted by jenC at October 21, 2008, 8:59 pmtnx may score na naman aq xa quiz namin xa filipino literature.hehehey.yehey
Posted by rj at November 13, 2008, 10:57 amanong klaseng bugtong yan
Posted by patricia at November 14, 2008, 5:46 pmnakapasa ako sa quiz yehhh!!!!!!!!!!! hoooooooooooooo rules 2 ang galing
“jeraldine”
Posted by jeraldine at November 18, 2008, 9:34 pmyessssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ang galing nyo mag “post” ha!!!!!!!!!!!!
“_jeraldine_”
Posted by jeraldine at November 18, 2008, 9:38 pmtenks sa author …^^ sana madame pang magawang tulad nito…
me assignment nako sa filipino…ke sir gonzales….^^
hi A12..haha
5-10 nalang saken???haha…basta….khit anu nalang..^^gud dei
Posted by jackie lyn at November 21, 2008, 9:28 ammy assignment na ko sa filipino.thank u
Posted by lyka ruth at November 23, 2008, 10:41 amhindi masyadong maganda ang pinost nyong text ng bugtong:
Posted by lito managuelod at November 24, 2008, 12:16 pmmaganda
Posted by jess at December 3, 2008, 5:04 pmhindi po ito bugtong… walang tugma…
Posted by makata at December 10, 2008, 10:47 pmyhey nkakita n jud q bugtong lamat…hehe
Posted by aileen at December 11, 2008, 5:56 pmuhm… just stay with the old riddles or bugtong
Posted by marcapie0987 at February 12, 2009, 6:42 pmayus ha…..maraming natutuwa sa bugtiong nyo…
Posted by jinky,,, at March 10, 2009, 5:49 pmmore pa…. salamat sa bugtong nyo marami ang natutulungan nyong nag aaral… im thankful
Posted by jhoanna banito at March 10, 2009, 5:51 pmthanks po sa bugtong nyo……
ok nman po maganda din po,,,,
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pwede po kayong gumawa ng masmaganda papo jan…
joke po ,,,,
thanks po tlaga ksi pwede ko npong gawin ang aking mga project
please add me,,,
thank you
Posted by princess13 at March 12, 2009, 7:59 pm>>> wla nah poh bang iba yung may thrill naman sana >> jejeje >> jowk lang >> perosah totoo lang maganda cla naka2twa jajaja
Posted by mArK at July 21, 2009, 4:46 pmthanks sa mga bugtong nyu ha
sna dumama pa yan thanks
hehehe
Posted by thetay at January 23, 2010, 3:08 pmhindi naman bugtong yan,!!!!!!!!
Posted by saira at February 4, 2010, 12:00 pmlanti???????????????????
Posted by echuz at February 25, 2010, 10:30 amhai po! salamat may bugtong na ‘ko.. sa wakas,. may ipapass na kong project!!!
thanks talga!
Posted by j@-j@ at February 26, 2010, 8:25 pmnice one
Posted by k at March 8, 2010, 7:20 pmang galing ,nakakatuwa
Posted by lei at March 8, 2010, 7:24 pmang ganda nmn nng bugtong nyo
Posted by beah at March 23, 2010, 7:25 pmSaNa pOeh MaPuNtA aKo sA jApAn aNd MaGiNg aMeRiCaNoNg MaPuTi PlZzz!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by maegold at June 28, 2010, 7:01 pmOI ANO NA BAKT AYW MO NANG SUMAGOT 1UN9
Posted by maegold at June 28, 2010, 7:09 pmty…talga sa comment na 2.. nakakuha ako ng bagong bugtong…..
Posted by aries at July 21, 2010, 4:02 pmyes nakakuha ako ng magagndang bugtong
Posted by darrell dewey at August 3, 2010, 5:47 pmkung ang pag po post lang niyo ay ang manglait? bakit di nalang kayo ang gumawa ng sarili nyong site at tingnan natin kung ang inyong mga bugyong ay mas maganda pa kaysa site na to…. mga HAMBOG, wala namang maibubuga….ang mas mabuti nyong gawin sa mga taong mahilig manliit ay bumili nang karayom at itusok sa manlalait nyong mga MATA… pweeeeeh!!!
Posted by anonymous at August 16, 2010, 10:25 amkung ang pag po post lang niyo ay ang manglait? bakit di nalang kayo ang gumawa ng sarili nyong site at tingnan natin kung ang inyong mga bugtong ay mas maganda pa kaysa site na to…. mga HAMBOG, wala namang maibubuga….ang mas mabuti nyong gawin sa mga taong mahilig manliit ay bumili nang karayom at itusok sa manlalait nyong mga MATA… pweeeeeh!!!
Posted by anonymous at August 16, 2010, 10:27 amat kung wala kayong magawa sa inyong buhay, at kung hindi kayo nag-aaral dahil halata namn na wala kayong pinag-aralanmas mabuti pa siguro sa inyo ang tumambay sa kanto at mamalimos nang mga bugtong na gusto nyo…. kala nyo madali ha? sige nga? kakainis…. wala namang maibubuga…
Posted by anonymous ? at August 16, 2010, 10:33 amnakakatawa unng iba….
parang jokes narin…
hehehe…
gusto ko yan
hahahahahha !!!! astigg 
) nakakagreen minded ung iba ! amppp
YOU CAN’T SMILE WITHOUT ME
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Posted by replica lv bags at December 15, 2010, 10:19 amhay TYL na tapuz q na man gd ang akun assignment.,.,.,.,.
hahahahahah
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Posted by coach outlet at January 8, 2011, 9:02 amnagtago si pedro nakalabas ang ulo
=pako
thanks po sa mga bugtong nyo sana paramihin nyo ng paramihin ang inyong mga bugtong at maraming maraming maraming salamat po talaga sa bugtong ninyo
Posted by kyle at January 23, 2011, 6:00 pmthanks po sa bugtong bye bye!!!!!! ingat na lang po kayo sa paggawa ng bugtong at wag po nyo palakihin ung ulo sa bugtong bye bye!!!!!!
Posted by kyle at January 23, 2011, 6:02 pmhay nako ano ba yan parang may bastos pero ok lang cute naman
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Meticulous to the bone paying attention to the nitty-gritty details of anything (or anyone) that piques his interest. He's terribly O.C. when he feels like it and other times he just leaves the mess as it is.
Personally, i think this unlimited texting thing is a disservice to responsible mobile users.
Posted by dreddurius at November 14, 2006, 9:53 am